Fat Tuesday

Are you getting fat today? You know today is the day that God says you can eat whatever you want and as much of it you want? It’s your last chance to eat like a pig because for the next month or so you’re supposed to fast—or some shit like that—and eat only what’s necessary to keep your fat ass alive.

All the details regarding this religious ritual I  have willfully forgotten. I was a religious person at one time—until the age of reason, around the age of 12 or 13 when I decided that this religious thing is stupid as hell—no pun intended.  It’s my life, I am gonna do with it what I please. Isn’t that the point of life? If not, then what’s the point in living?

“Don’t eat meat on Fridays!” Fuck you, I am gonna eat what I want, when I want and how fucking much of it I want and no one—not some cult like religion is going to tell me otherwise.

What the hell is the point of having something if you can’t eat it? If there is a God—because we can’t know for sure whether he exists or not—I believe that he does not give a shit what we eat. And why is that, you ask? Because he—supposedly—gave us all these delicious animals TO EAT! If we weren’t supposed to eat them, then why did he give them to us, then, huh? And why the hell do they taste so fucking good? It just seems to me that the logical answer is: he gave them to us to fucking eat and be merry. He knew life would suck so much—no thanks to some of his followers—sheeple, I call them—and we ought to enjoy what little pleasure we can find.

It just boggles my mind at the number of people who buy into this religious bullshit and its stupid trivialities. Do people really enjoy being controlled in such ways? Or are they that brainwashed that they don’t see they’re being controlled? Don’t eat meat on Fridays, don’t drink alcohol, don’t swear, don’t do this, don’t do that—Jesus! People gotta be fucking masochists. Life is bad enough without worrying about not doing stupid shit like that. Doing these things sweetens the bitter pie called life.

Now, if I’m not mistaken, you can only eat fish on Fridays—is that right? What I wanna know is this: what does God have against fish? Fish are animals too! Why should they be exempt from this “don’t eat meat” rule? Fish are meat. A different kind, maybe, but still meat. What did fish ever do to God? I think if you’re gonna restrict yourself—if you wanna make a statement—you should go all the fucking way—none of this picking and choosing bullshit. Don’t eat animals at all! And that fucking includes fish! Stick with your vegetables, be a vegetarian for a day, show how motivated you are.

And what the fuck makes Friday so special, huh? Why not Monday? Or hey! Sunday! That would make sense, right? Sunday is supposed to be God’s day, and if he doesn’t want you to eat meat, then maybe you shouldn’t eat it on his day. Does that sound reasonable? Logical, even? But I suppose if you wanna be logical, you shouldn’t be in the business of practicing religion at all, but that’s just me.

State of the Union Address and Other Bullshit

So, how was that State of the Union address? Did you watch it? Did you enjoy it? Did you learn anything new?

Well, I tell ya, I didn’t watch it.

Why, you ask?

For one thing, I felt I had a better way to spend my time. And for another, why should I waste time watching the president when I can just tune into the five o’clock news and let the media tell me what he is going to say at nine o’clock?

Then once I find out what the president is going to say, I can skip the address altogether and go and do my thing.

When I’m done with my thing (in this case, it was catching up on True Blood; I know I’m probably the last person in the world to start watching this show), and by then the address is over, I can tune into my local news channel and the media can inform me of what the president just finished preaching to the union.

For those of you that did watch the address: didn’t it feel redundant to listen to the media coverage? I can imagine it would be. Just seems like a waste of time to me. Why do they release the president’s script to the media, anyway? And why does he have to get on TV and read it, then, if we know what he is going to be babbling about beforehand?

I don’t understand this. Is it incentive for people like me who won’t bother watching it? Are they so worried that we don’t care what he has to say, that they have to go to the trouble of being redundant? Or does the media do it so they can feel useful and informed? Or is it because they’re afraid we won’t (or don’t) comprehend what the president says?

I’m not really sure what it is. It could be all of these reasons or it could be none of these reasons. All I know is, it seems stupid and a waste of a lot of people’s time. The people that want to listen to the State of the Union address are going to tune in. And for those that don’t, won’t. Why should they have to suffer through the media’s regurgitation of the president’s verbal diarrhea?

Now before you start thinking my stance on this topic is about partisan politics, I’ll tell you that it isn’t.

Really.

I didn’t give two shits about what President Bush had to say, either. Okay, I did tune into a few of his, I will admit. But after I listened to those few, I decided it was a few too many. It just seemed like the same bullshit over and over, presented in different, if not clever ways.

As for Obama, I’m really tired of hearing his bullshit. It seems we can’t go a day without him being on TV where he’s giving us the bullshit about something. I’ve been listening to him for over two years now and I think I’ve heard all I’ve wanted to.

Seriously, I’m tired of politics altogether. I can’t seem to watch the news without getting pissed off about the stupid bullshit that is going on in the country these days. I’m fucking sick and tired of hearing about the evangelical morons getting their twats in an uproar over women getting abortions and gays getting married. I’m tired of hearing about people getting busted for a dumb crime like possessing marijuana. This shit just sends my blood pressure to the stratosphere. And don’t get me fucking started about the economy and how it’s getting better and how the president is going to cut spending and the Democrats and Republicans are going to work together to save the country and blahedy fucking blah. This is all fucking bullshit.

Oh yeah, and how could I forget Sarah Palin? I’m so fucking sick and tired of hearing about that cunt. I wish she’d go fucking back to Alaska and stay there. The media needs to stop reporting on her and her dumbass family. I don’t give a flying mother-shit-fuck about the Palins or their extended family. Okay? They are not news worthy in my book.

I’m also tired of the gun control debate that’s been endlessly brewing since the shooting in Tucson, Arizona that occurred earlier this month.

Tired.
Of.
It.

You think gun control is going to stop mental-cases like [insert his name here, I’ve willfully forgotten it]? If someone wants to get a gun, okay, they are going to get it REGARDLESS of the fucking laws.

Get that through your heads already.

The criminals have more guns than they know what to fucking do with. It’s the hard-working, level-headed, law abiding citizen that is going to be fucked over with additional gun control legislation. Not the criminals.

Oh, and I had to laugh at this shit about having a concealed weapon permit. People seem to think that if the shooter couldn’t get a permit, he wouldn’t carry his concealed weapon.

Give me a motherfucking break!

If you people believe this bullshit I’ve got a bridge in Alaska to sell ya. I mean, for Christ-fucking-sake. You’ve gotta be fucking stupid. It’s against the law to fucking shoot and kill people without reasonable cause but that didn’t stop the shooter, did it? Of course not! So why would a little fucking piece of paper scare him from carrying his concealed weapon?

All that additional gun control is going to accomplish is this: the law-abiding citizens are going to be less apt to defend themselves when the need arises. The criminals will have all the fucking guns and our great citizens will be stupidly defenseless. And that is all I have to say about that.

In fact, that’s all I have to say for now. Stay tuned for my future posts. And thanks for reading!

My Favorite Posts of 2010

2010 was a fairly dry year for me, as compared to other years, but I think I had some good posts. I can read them now and still like them, and laugh, when I’m supposed to.

Anyway, you be the judge. Which one(s) of these is/are your favorite?

1) Fuck Harry Reid (1/11/10)
2) Scott Brown wins Ted Kennedy’s seat (1/20/10)
3) John Edwards admits he has a love child (1/21/10)
4) Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (2/2/10)
5) 52% Say Obama doesn’t deserve a second term (2/17/10)
6) Elton John claims Jesus was gay (2/19/10)
7) Arizona and illegal immigration (4/28/10)
8) The Oil Spill is Bush’s fault (5/30/10)
9) If I Were Dictator (8/20/10)
10) Early Voting…. (10/8/10)
11) If this doesn’t prove…. (12/11/10)

Oh, and Happy New Year!

If this doesn’t prove that Obama is a joke for a President, NOTHING WILL

Just when you thought you’d seen it all. Jesus. Why don’t we re-instate Clinton as our President? At least Clinton was competent and actually held a position of higher office before being elected our President.

Obama basically said here: “I’m in way over my head, here, I have no idea what I am doing and no idea if it’ll work, or how to fix it, so I brought Billy Boy here to help me out. Ask him your questions and he will answer them to the best of his ability (which most certainly exceeds the best of my ability). Good day, now.”

Let’s bring Bill back to finish the remainder of Obambo’s term. He clearly doesn’t want to do the job. A Christmas party with Michelle is much too important! Who cares if Bill likes to get blowjobs in the oval office? Life was good when the President was getting his knob polished. Maybe we need to bring that back. Perhaps Michelle needs to put out more, maybe that would give Obama incentive to put more effort (and brainpower?) into his job.

Ron Paul Responds to TSA

I fucking LOVE this man.

If there was a God, he would be President right now.

Top Droppers in October

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted the top droppers so here they are for October:

 

Dropper	# of drops
Black Woman Thinks.....	3
PC Memoirs	1
CAP News	1
The Blog That Am!	1
Shalampax Speaks	1
My Life Experiences	1
Life, According To Christopher	1
We live to tell God's Amazing Grace	1
Stuff and Nonsense	1

Thanks for dropping by!

Obama is a spineless fucking wimp

Obama’s seen the polls.  Congress is about to fall from his grasp in November. His future’s looking bleak. He is desperate as fuck and THIS proves it.

What was it that this piece of shit said in 2008 at the Democratic National Convention? OH yeah! It was this:

"I know there are differences on same-sex marriage, but surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to live lives free of discrimination.”

So much for that. So much for change of the better in the lives of homosexuals. Does anyone still buy Obama’s bullshit? I mean this should just piss all over it.

He’s taking a complete turnaround because he has no fucking spine. If he didn’t give a shit about homosexuals, then why say so? Why not be like the Republicans? At least they’re honest. They don’t like faggots and they’re not afraid to let you know it. They hate you to your face. No to gay marriage. No to gay adoption. No to gays in the military. It’s clear. No mixed messages, there.

The Democrats are spineless wimps – they  hate you to your fucking back.

Obama just wanted the gay vote. That’s all. Well, he certainly got it. It helped his ass get elected. Now he’s trying to get the other side’s vote: “Oh, look at me! I am just like you guys! A homophobe! Vote for me! I’ll make sure the faggots can’t get married and have equal rights waaaa waaaa”

Fucking pitiful.

Whatever faith I had in Obama (there was very little to begin with, but there was something there; at least as far as gay rights was concerned) has been completely obliterated. It’s gone and it’s not coming back.  I was thinking about sitting 2012 out. If I was going to vote in the Presidential election, it would be for the Republican (if I liked him) and not Obama. Now I will vote against Obama no matter who it is. I don’t give a shit if it’s Sarah fucking Palin. The more votes against O-fucking-bama the fucking better. He’s got to fucking go.

Now I can’t wait to hear what Obama’s libtard base has to say about this. Course, they will probably suck his cock and pretend it didn’t happen; claim it’s a Republican conspiracy. I don’t know. They’ll come up with something. You know they always do. They always have justifications for their boy, Obambo. What’s it gonna be this time? I can’t wait to find out. Maybe they will wake the fuck up and vote his ass out and weaken him in congress. Democrats voting for the Republicans this November is a two foot dildo going up Obama’s black ass. It’s the best thing that can happen to him and to this country. Save the country! FUCK OBAMA!

Early Voting, mail-in ballot/Mid-Term election

I just received my early voting, mail-in ballot today for the mid-term election and one thing is pissing me off: half of the election information is in fucking Spanish! Who approved this? Why? If you care enough to vote, you should care enough to learn the language of your country. If you can’t be bothered to learn English, then nobody needs your vote, I’m sorry. Why Spanish, anyway? Why not Italian, or French or Polish? What makes Spanish so special? Spanish isn’t special and neither is Italian, French, or Polish. The voting info should be in only one language: English. This country cannot accommodate every language known to man. The legal immigrants need to take it upon themselves to not be lazy and learn the official language of this country and that is English.

Now I digress.

I’ve got the candidate statement book and I’m not going to be hard-pressed to vote against any incumbents. That goes for John McCain and Jan Brewer, too. I’m not terribly happy with Brewer’s shenanigans as of late. She thinks she’s got this election in the bag, for one thing, and thinks she should voluntarily exempt herself from participating in any debates. I guess I could understand this after her first debate performance. It was pretty poor. Pathetic, actually. But still, I expect a strong leader to huff it out and do what is expected of all candidates and actually perform in the debates.

As for John McCain, well, what’s to be said? He’s been in Washington far too friggin’ long. He is a hypocrite and actually voted for bail-outs, which I consider wasteful/pork-barrel spending, and Johnny was/is supposed to be against that sort of thing. It’s hard to take him seriously. He’s a bumbling idiot who has been in Washington for over twenty years and has had his fair share of scandals too

I still don’t know if I want to vote for McCain. He’d probably be better than the Democrat, no doubt, but how much better? I don’t know, to be honest. There are two other candidates on the ballot, however. I don’t know who they are, but the names are there and they certainly are appealing. They’re appealing simply because they don’t have a D or R next to their name. The sad truth is, voting for either of these candidates is a wasted vote. They not gonna win. It’s going to be a D or R that is going to win. I wish I could believe otherwise, but I tend to be a realistic person. So the question is, is a wasted vote better than actually voting for some of these assholes?

I’m tempted to vote a straight Republican ticket. I’m not saying I will, but I am more likely to vote a straight R ticket than vote for any Democrat. I’m tired of them. I’m tired of their elitist attitude, thinking they know better than we, the American people do about how we want to live our lives and spend our money.

Frankly, I want a fucking balanced budget. There should be no excuses for not having one. We should not be spending money we do not fucking have. Why don’t they understand this? I can’t spend money I don’t have. If I do, the creditors would be at my door, harassing the fuck out of me for their money. So why the hell isn’t anyone harassing the government? We, the American people, need to harass the government. We are the creditors and we need to demand a balanced budget. After all, it’s our money they are spending. The money would be better spent in our pockets, but no, we have to—we’re obligated to give it to them and they can spend it any way they fucking choose. And if they don’t have enough, they have the gall—the right to actually request more from us? Bull-fucking-shit! The government needs to make do with what they have, just like the rest of us Americans. When we can’t pay our bills, can we ask the government to take care of them for us? Hell no. We are fucked and have to make do with what we have. If we don’t have the money, we can’t spend that money. It’s a simple concept but the government doesn’t seem to get it. Then once they do get the money, they think it’s a green flag for them to spend even more.

I’ve heard a lot about cutting taxes and raising taxes, but I don’t hear a lick about cutting spending. Cut the shit! Leave taxes where they are, and cut the spending! It’s the only way we’re going to get out of this budget mess. I know it’d be nice to get a tax cut, but to be honest, I’d rather have the taxes stay where they are than have them increased. Wouldn’t you? Okay, so we agree. The spending needs to be addressed, not taxes. Spending is the problem. Taxing is not the solution. The American people are taxed enough as it is. Cutting spending is the solution! And don’t give me any of that crap about necessary spending. Most of the spending going on is wasteful. Schools are in fiscal distress, but if you throw money at ‘em, the money is going to disappear and it sure as hell isn’t going to be spent on what it’s supposed to. For an example, one school here in AZ: a class was going on a trip to some foreign country. The school was paying some ridiculous amount for plane tickets, $10,000 or something, when the students and their parents themselves could have gotten the same ticket for ten percent of that amount. Insane!

If I Were Dictator

If I were dictator, this is what I’d do. Yes, you read that correctly, dictator, not president. Presidents can’t do shit without getting jerked off by congress. I figure I’d get things done that most Americans could agree with. And if you don’t, well, that’s fine too. I wouldn’t have you killed or anything. I’d only want the job for a short time. After which, the people could elect a new puppet, err, I mean president and things could go back to normal.

Let’s see, the first thing I’d do is make gay marriage legal in all fifty states, because, quite frankly, I am tired of this fucking bullshit. No one has a right to vote on the rights of anyone, especially a minority. If two faggots or two dykes want to get married and set up house, what’s it to you? Let them do it. They have just as right to do it as anyone else.

I’d end the war on drugs. It’s a pointless war. It’s a waste of a hell of a lot of money. Think of all the money we’d save without this monstrosity. In my view, if people want to smoke pot, get high and have a good time, then they should fucking be able to do so, it’s their right as an American citizen living in a FREE society. Okay? And the same goes for all other drugs, people need to take responsibility for their own actions. We don’t need government wiping our ass, watching over us like we’re infants. The people are supposed to be the boss, not government.

Birth-right citizen ship would go bye-bye. And I think that the forefathers would agree. If at least one of your parents isn’t a citizen when you’re born, then you’re not either. This would get rid of the illegals and they’d have no more excuses for sticking around in this country.

The federal budget would be balanced every year and it would be a law. No matter what, the budget would have to be balanced, no excuses. Spend wisely!

Troops from overseas would come home. There’s no need for us to be stationed all over the fucking world. We are NOT the world police.

The pointless wars in the Middle East would end, or at least our part in them. It’s a futile war. The religious whack-jobs are going to win in the end anyway. It would be my guess that they will be the reason the world ends. Think of all the money we would save if we brought our troops home?

ALL politicians would take a fifty percent pay cut. Yes, you read that right. They make too much money as it is, while the average Americans are suffering. It’s not right. They would have term limits as well. Two terms maximum, just like the president. No more career politicians. This would help end some corruption. People would want to serve this country for the good of all, and not just for the good of themselves. And that’s the way it should be. They’d also have to pay as much taxes as everybody else, and they would not have the ability to vote on anything for their own benefit, be it raises or vacations or any other thing. If they want a raise, then they need to ask their employers, the American people for it. Then again, they wouldn’t be in office that long, so if they think they’re worth a raise then they can get the fuck out of office and let someone else take their place.

Governors would no longer appoint senators to replace one who has left office. After the Blagojevich bullshit, this is the last thing we need. A special election would be held, the way it should be, and the American citizens select their next representative.

I’m sure there are more things I want to do, but I’ve forgotten them. I may update this post with new ideas as they come scrambling back to memory, if they do.

If I were dictator, what would YOU want me to do? Something that would benefit the country and does not include me killing myself. So here’s your chance to get this country back on track, what would YOU want me to do? I’d listen and take your ideas into consideration. If I like them, I’d make them happen. If I don’t, well, you don’t have to worry, I won’t kill you.

Hypocrite Harry Reid

I hope he fucking loses in November and loses BIG. Tired of these goddamn corrupt career politicians, and not to mention, hypocritical ones.