Friday, August 20, 2010

If I Were Dictator

If I were dictator, this is what I’d do. Yes, you read that correctly, dictator, not president. Presidents can’t do shit without getting jerked off by congress. I figure I’d get things done that most Americans could agree with. And if you don’t, well, that’s fine too. I wouldn’t have you killed or anything. I’d only want the job for a short time. After which, the people could elect a new puppet, err, I mean president and things could go back to normal.

Let’s see, the first thing I’d do is make gay marriage legal in all fifty states, because, quite frankly, I am tired of this fucking bullshit. No one has a right to vote on the rights of anyone, especially a minority. If two faggots or two dykes want to get married and set up house, what’s it to you? Let them do it. They have just as right to do it as anyone else.

I’d end the war on drugs. It’s a pointless war. It’s a waste of a hell of a lot of money. Think of all the money we’d save without this monstrosity. In my view, if people want to smoke pot, get high and have a good time, then they should fucking be able to do so, it’s their right as an American citizen living in a FREE society. Okay? And the same goes for all other drugs, people need to take responsibility for their own actions. We don’t need government wiping our ass, watching over us like we’re infants. The people are supposed to be the boss, not government.

Birth-right citizen ship would go bye-bye. And I think that the forefathers would agree. If at least one of your parents isn’t a citizen when you’re born, then you’re not either. This would get rid of the illegals and they’d have no more excuses for sticking around in this country.

The federal budget would be balanced every year and it would be a law. No matter what, the budget would have to be balanced, no excuses. Spend wisely!

Troops from overseas would come home. There’s no need for us to be stationed all over the fucking world. We are NOT the world police.

The pointless wars in the Middle East would end, or at least our part in them. It’s a futile war. The religious whack-jobs are going to win in the end anyway. It would be my guess that they will be the reason the world ends. Think of all the money we would save if we brought our troops home?

ALL politicians would take a fifty percent pay cut. Yes, you read that right. They make too much money as it is, while the average Americans are suffering. It’s not right. They would have term limits as well. Two terms maximum, just like the president. No more career politicians. This would help end some corruption. People would want to serve this country for the good of all, and not just for the good of themselves. And that’s the way it should be. They’d also have to pay as much taxes as everybody else, and they would not have the ability to vote on anything for their own benefit, be it raises or vacations or any other thing. If they want a raise, then they need to ask their employers, the American people for it. Then again, they wouldn’t be in office that long, so if they think they’re worth a raise then they can get the fuck out of office and let someone else take their place.

Governors would no longer appoint senators to replace one who has left office. After the Blagojevich bullshit, this is the last thing we need. A special election would be held, the way it should be, and the American citizens select their next representative.

I’m sure there are more things I want to do, but I’ve forgotten them. I may update this post with new ideas as they come scrambling back to memory, if they do.

If I were dictator, what would YOU want me to do? Something that would benefit the country and does not include me killing myself. So here’s your chance to get this country back on track, what would YOU want me to do? I’d listen and take your ideas into consideration. If I like them, I’d make them happen. If I don’t, well, you don’t have to worry, I won’t kill you.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Fuck Tiger Woods


In the words of George Carlin....FUCK TIGER WOODS...I'M TIRED OF THAT ASSHOLE!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Elton John claims Jesus was gay

(CBS) Elton John is facing backlash from Christian groups after stating in an interview that Jesus was gay.
In the interview, published in Parade magazine on Friday, John said that Jesus was "a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."

I love it. Anything that pisses the bible huggers off is entertaining. I’m not a religious person, but in my view, Jesus is whoever you want him to be. I mean, let’s face it. The bible is a work of fiction. It’s a fantasy. Nothing in the bible can be proved one way or another. If you want Jesus to be a whore that bangs lots of hoes, then that is who Jesus is. If you’re gay, then naturally, Jesus is gay. If you’re white, Jesus is white. If you’re black, then so is Jesus. If you’re female, then guess what? He’s a she! The bible is up to interpretation. So if people believe in something, then I guess the bible can back that up in some form or other. Most people who guard the bible with their life believe that Jesus loves everybody equally. That is, as long as they’re not gay or black? Right?

I love the flaw in their logic. Look at the bible hugging homophobes who consider homosexuality a sin. Does Jesus think it’s a sin? He does if you’re a homophobe. Now, in my view, God (if there is a God, of course) created all of us in his image. Hell, I think it even says that in the bible. We are exactly how he wanted us to be. Right? Then if someone is gay, it’s a sin? I don’t understand this. How can it be a sin if that is the way they were made? God made that person gay! Does that mean that God had an error in judgment? Are you going to rally against God’s work? I should hope not. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to piss off my creator. Who knows what he has in store for his children.

I like Elton John’s view of Jesus. I can imagine that that’s how Jesus really was. Is Elton wrong? Am I wrong in agreeing with him? Well, like I said before, it’s all up to interpretation. If you think we’re wrong, then I guess we’re wrong. But it also works this way: we think you’re wrong, too. Does it change anything? Of course not. I look at it like this. When you read a novel, you naturally conjure up images as to what characters look like. Everyone’s images will be different. So why should people’s image of Jesus be any different?

I’m sure I will have pissed off some people in writing this. That’s to be expected. After all, my views will be different from them. They’ll see that I have a valid point and that would likely be the reason why I pissed them off. But that’s okay. We can’t agree all the time. What fun would that be?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Well, it looks like it just might be possible that Obama will come through on one of his campaign promises – one that I agree with – appealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT).

There’s no excuse for this discrimination. None. There’s many, many homosexuals serving in our military right now and there’s no problems. So what the fuck makes people think that a little piece of legislation like DADT is keeping things in order? Is the system going to fall apart if DADT is killed? I think not. It would probably encourage more faggots to serve our country. And at the end of the day, that’s what it’s all about. Citizens serving their country.

Do heterosexuals have such a problem with their sexuality that the thought of working with a homo brings them to the brink of insanity? Or their fear that the homo will hit on them because they think they’re so attractive? Are they that arrogant? After all, that’d be a compliment and they should be flattered that a faggot thinks they’re hot. Or maybe they’re so uncomfortable with their sexuality that they might act on impulse? Someone dropping the soap, bending down to pick it up would get him excited? I guess I can see what problems this might cause. After all, the last thing we’d want is an orgy going on, right? These soldiers work hard and god forbid should we let them get their rocks off once in awhile and maybe have some fun!  It’s not like these things aren’t happening already.

If DADT is to remain in place, then I think it should be used to keep heterosexuals in order, too. They shouldn’t go around parading their sexuality, either. Let everyone stay in the closet. That’d be only fair. It would put them in the shoes of the homo. Let’s see if they’d like it then. If it’s revealed that a soldier likes to suck cock, then he will be discharged. If it’s revealed that a soldier likes to pound the pussy, then he too will be discharged. Fair is fair.

John McCain isn’t too happy about the possibility of DADT being overturned. Here’s my message to Johnny: Hey Johnny, if you’re gonna be a warmonger, then you’re gonna need all the manpower you can get to fight these useless fucking wars that you’ve got such a hard on about. You’re gonna need every last faggot you can find.

In my opinion, homosexuals should have the right to die in useless wars just like everybody else. There shouldn’t be discrimination on death. We all have to go some time. Might as well go while you’re serving your country. Appeal this bullshit law and allow more of our great citizens to serve this great country.

PS: I use the term ‘serve our country’ lightly because our military hardly serves our country anymore. The last time we were in a legitimate war was World War II, and was probably the last time anyone ‘served’ our country. Since then, we’ve been serving other countries and blowing up brown people in our attempt to save the world.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

John Edwards admits he has a love child

Do people really care about this stuff? I mean, really. This isn’t anyone’s business but John, his wife and the mistress. Am I right about this? Why does this shit have to be brought out into the public. It’s bad enough that it has to be brought out at all. Just like Tiger Woods…who cares? People should not have to answer questions regarding their personal lives. Their personal lives are called personal for a reason. It’s nobody’s fucking goddamn business, okay? I don’t understand how it would affect his job as a senator, but I do think that telling the public about where you stuck your weenie could possibly make work much harder. Please pardon the pun.

It is not clear where she and the child are living.

It’s nobody’s fucking business where they are living. Jesus fucking christ!

"It was wrong for me to ever deny she was my daughter," Edwards said, adding he was providing financial support for the child and mother. "I am Quinn's father."

The only one he had to admit this to is the child’s mother and his wife. They’re the only two that fucking matter. Not the goddamn media. But it’s business as usual in America. The media spends more time reporting on shit like this instead of on things that really matter. Like the corruption that is going on in our government and all that happy bullshit.

"My marriage shouldn't be on anybody's radar screen except mine," Elizabeth Edwards said.

Thank god someone’s finally talking to some sense! Halleluiah!!! She’s fucking right too. So put that in your hat and smoke it.

"To say that life has been hard for John Edwards for the past year would be an enormous understatement," Smith said. "His life has totally fallen apart. It's been a very difficult time for him. He recognizes that he has been at fault."

Well, that’s good enough for me. I mean, he knows he fucked up. He’s living with it. Does he really need the media to bust his balls with it too? I think not.

"I have been providing financial support for Quinn and have reached an agreement with her mother to continue providing support in the future," the statement said. "To all those I have disappointed and hurt, these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry."

There. See. He’s doing the right thing. Does that make everybody happy? He fucked up and now he’s paying for it. Doing the responsible thing. Now everybody, let’s leave the cheating mother fucker alone, okay?

You can read the rest of the article, here.

Monday, January 18, 2010


Is anyone tired of hearing about Haiti yet? I sure as hell am. Haiti this, Haiti that. Who gives a fuck? Haiti is too goddamn far away to give a damn about. Am I the only one on this? It just seems to me that most Americans care more about what is happening in other parts of the world instead of worrying about what is happening in their own backyards. I’ve heard that Haiti has received more contributions from Americans than did Katrina victims. Isn’t that nice? Fuck the people in New Orleans! Let’s help the people in Haiti! New Orleans is still suffering in the aftermath of Katrina but no one gives a fuck. Look at Bush, he still doesn’t give a fuck. Even he wants to help Haiti, but where the fuck was he during Katrina? He was enjoying ice cream and birthday cake with John McCain: “Fuck the niggers in New Orleans, I’m gonna enjoy this here ice cream and cake with my good pal Johnny McCain.” 

You’ve just gotta love America. No wonder we are crumbling. We care more about other countries than we do our own. We’re over there in the middle east blowing up brown people while we brainwash our citizens into believing the soldiers are dying for their freedom. Our freedom was already bought and sold hundreds of fucking years ago. I can’t believe people buy this bullshit. We’re so busy worrying about other countries and other stupid shit to realize that our own freedoms at home are diminishing. But no one notices and no one seems to care. Well fuck America and fuck Haiti. I know some of you are thinking it too but I seem to be the only one with the balls to say it.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Conan O'Brien rejects moving 'The Tonight Show'

LOS ANGELES – Conan O'Brien says he's rejecting NBC's attempt to move "The Tonight Show" to a post-midnight slot to accommodate Jay Leno's return to late-night. In a statement Tuesday, O'Brien says that NBC has given him a scant seven months to try to establish himself as host of "Tonight."

NBC wants to move "The Jay Leno Show" out of prime-time and to the 11:35 p.m. EST daily slot, bumping "Tonight" to 12:05 p.m. EST.

O'Brien said he hoped he and NBC could resolve the issue quickly so he could do a show of which he and his crew could be proud — "for a company that values our work" — raising the possibility he might go to another network. But he said he has no such offer.

This whole thing is a mess. Everything was fine until NBC tried to please both parties. They should have let Leno stay on at The Tonight Show where he was kicking the shit out of Letterman in the ratings game. They did the dumbest thing firing Jay, and now Letterman is head to head with Conan the clown. Leno is the one that brings in the viewers, so they should fire Conan and put Leno back where he belongs. I’m not a big fan of late night TV, but if I do watch it, I watch Leno, not Letterman or Conan.

Now they’ll probably stick Leno behind Conan. It seems they’re doing everything to please the Clown and not the veteran. In my opinion anyway, NBC doesn’t have much to offer, and if they get rid of Leno, they won’t have anything worth watching.

What’s your take on this late night disaster?

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Goodbye, 2009

Goodbye, 2009. It was nice knowing ya.

2009 wasn’t a bad year, really. Not for me, anyway. It was much better than I anticipated. I even managed to fulfill a few of my resolutions. I’m hoping 2010 is even better. I approach the year with optimism even though I am not the most optimistic person in the world. Anyone who knows me well will verify this. Some of my readers may be aware of this already.

How was your 2009?

2009 was a pretty good year for politics, not as good as 2008, but good nonetheless. 2010 promises to be a better year for politics, and hopefully a better one for blogging as well. 2009 was also my first full year of blogging. I began blogging here in late July 2008. Prior to that I had a short lived blog at AOL Journals where I published maybe ten posts in all of two years. This blog, has been much more successful. Especially with the help of Entrecard. Though, I’m still not satisfied with the amount of page views/blog visits thus far and I suppose it will be something I have to work on in 2010. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.

I’ve compiled a list of my Top 10 favorite posts of 2009. Please, check them out and comment on them. If you have any favorite posts of mine, let me know in the comments. Here they are:

1) Former President Bush touts son Jeb for top job

2) Letterman takes on Blagojevich

3) Alex Rodriguez and steroid use

4) Daylight Savings Time Begins

5) A second stimulus package...

5) 30% Say Government Should Limit Pay for Athletes and Movie Stars

6) Earth Day

7) Rasmussen Reports April 16

8) Obama kills fly...PETA gets a hardon over it

9) Atheists sue to keep 'In God We Trust' off Capitol Visitor Center

10) Wingnuts?

It turns out I couldn’t stop at just 10 posts. So here’s a bunch more:

11) Health Care

12) Favorites

13) Tiger Woods?

14) Five 9/11 suspects to be charged in NY

15) SC Gov. Mark Sanford admits he's had an affair

16) People Choose News That Fits Their Views

17) NH becomes 6th state to legalize gay marriage

18) Voters Now Trust Republicans More than Democrats on Economic Issues

19) 79% Support U.S. Troops on the Border to Fight Drug Violence

20) Tired of hearing about Rush Limbaugh

21) One-Out-of-Seven Favor 90% Tax Rate for Millionaires

And there may be more. Maybe you can find them for me.

Thanks and Happy New Year!

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone!