I’m sure we’ve all told someone to “Go Home!” at one time or another, right? Do we realize what we’re saying when we tell someone to “go home”? Who are we to tell them to go home? If they are in our home and we want them out, then we should ask them to leave. A “Please leave,” would suffice, or if it’s a hostile situation, then a “get the fuck out of here” would probably be better. I don’t think we have the right to tell anyone to go home. I’d be pretty pissed off if someone told me to go home when that is not where I wanted to go. Wouldn’t you be pissed? Think about this the next time you’re tempted to tell someone to go home. Instead, tell them, “Go to hell!” Then you could wish them luck in finding hell. And if they do find it, pray that they don’t come back to let you know where it is.
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Random Survey
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Yeah, I can name a few... Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and Rush Limpballs.
How do you flush the toilet in public? Flush? In public? Who does that?
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always.
Do you have a crush on someone? Always.
Name one thing you worry about running out of. Toilet Paper
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? I'm not sure....do you know?
What is your favorite pizza topping? Sausage.
Do you crack your knuckles? Yep...and it drives my mother crazy.
What song do you hate the most? I can't think of any shitty songs at the moment. I'll have to get back to you on this.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Nope.
What are your super powers? Reading people's minds.
Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint.
Where are your car keys? On my desk...why? You wanna go for a spin?
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Anyone who is willing to share them with me.
What's your most annoying habit? Procrastinating.
Where did you last go on vacation? To see my family in Rhode Island last May.
What is your best physical feature? I dunno...
What CD is closest to you right now? CD? There are a bunch of DVDs around me right now.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Water, light bulb, glass.
What superstition do you believe/practice? None.
What color are your bed sheets? Which ones?
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? a bird so I can fly.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? What cell phone?
What are your favorite sayings? Never say Never.
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Whichever song that happens to be stuck in my head on that particular day.
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? I'd go back to the 1950s to see
Frank Sinatra in concert.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? The Fugitive.
What CD is in your stereo? What stereo? People still listen to CDs on a stereo?
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? Your mother's.
How many kids do you plan on having? Who the fuck would want kids? Not me!
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? I wouldn't think of kissing and telling.
What do you do when no one is watching? Everything. I hate doing things when people are watching me.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? Why the fuck would anyone want to make a movie about my boring life?
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep.
Coffee or Tea? Tea.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? I haven't seen any of my favorite artists or bands in concert unfortunately.
Have you ever been in love? From afar, yes.
Do you talk to yourself? Yep, who else is gonna put up with my shit?
How do you flush the toilet in public? Flush? In public? Who does that?
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always.
Do you have a crush on someone? Always.
Name one thing you worry about running out of. Toilet Paper
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? I'm not sure....do you know?
What is your favorite pizza topping? Sausage.
Do you crack your knuckles? Yep...and it drives my mother crazy.
What song do you hate the most? I can't think of any shitty songs at the moment. I'll have to get back to you on this.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Nope.
What are your super powers? Reading people's minds.
Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint.
Where are your car keys? On my desk...why? You wanna go for a spin?
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Anyone who is willing to share them with me.
What's your most annoying habit? Procrastinating.
Where did you last go on vacation? To see my family in Rhode Island last May.
What is your best physical feature? I dunno...
What CD is closest to you right now? CD? There are a bunch of DVDs around me right now.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Water, light bulb, glass.
What superstition do you believe/practice? None.
What color are your bed sheets? Which ones?
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? a bird so I can fly.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? What cell phone?
What are your favorite sayings? Never say Never.
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Whichever song that happens to be stuck in my head on that particular day.
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? I'd go back to the 1950s to see
Frank Sinatra in concert.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? The Fugitive.
What CD is in your stereo? What stereo? People still listen to CDs on a stereo?
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? Your mother's.
How many kids do you plan on having? Who the fuck would want kids? Not me!
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? I wouldn't think of kissing and telling.
What do you do when no one is watching? Everything. I hate doing things when people are watching me.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? Why the fuck would anyone want to make a movie about my boring life?
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep.
Coffee or Tea? Tea.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? I haven't seen any of my favorite artists or bands in concert unfortunately.
Have you ever been in love? From afar, yes.
Do you talk to yourself? Yep, who else is gonna put up with my shit?
Strange Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: Uhh no, why would anyone do that?
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?: A few years.
Ever been in a car wreck?: Yeah, a couple.
Were you popular in high school?: Not really.
Have you ever been on a blind date?: I can't say that I have.
Are looks important?: To some degree, yes, but personality rules.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Close friends? Nope.
By what age would you like to be married?: I don't ever plan on getting married.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: Depends on the person.
Have you ever made a mistake?: Yep, hasn't everyone?
Are you a good tipper?: It depends on the service, if I get good service then someone gets a good tip...if I get bad service then someone gets a bad tip.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $20 which is still too much money for a lousy haircut. $10-12 is reasonable for a male haircut IMO.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.
Have you ever peed in public?: I suppose so...
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Something by Sinatra.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: Nope. My sex life is none of their business.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Probably something Italian.
Beatles or Stones?: Neither.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Hmmm, I'll have to get back to you on this one.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Hard liquor baby!
Do you have any phobias?: Arachnophobia and Ophidiophobia
What are your plans for the future?: To finish this survey.
Do you walk around the house naked?: Not usuallly...do you?
If you were an animal what would you be?: Good question...maybe a bird or a cat.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: I can't choose. Having either of those disabilities is very frightening.
Do you have any special talents?: I dunno....
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Take off my shoes and wash my hands.
Do you like horror or comedy?: I like 'em both, but I guess I like comedy more.
Are you missing anyone?: I dunno.
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: If I weren't?
Where do you want to live when you are old?: Someplace warm.
Who is the person you can count on the most?: Myself.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: I'll have to get back to ya on this one.
What did you dream last night?: I can't remember.
What is your favorite sport to watch?: I'm not much of a sportsman, but if I had to choose...probably basketball.
Are you named after anyone?: Yep...my father.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Rum & Coke
Non alcoholic drink?: Water
Have you ever been in love?: From afar, yes.
Do you sing in the shower?: Doesn't everyone?
Have you ever been arrested?: Nope.
What is your favorite Holiday?: I don't have one.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: Not unless I needed it as part of some reconstructive surgery in result of an accident or something.
Have you ever caught a fish?: Yep.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?: A few years.
Ever been in a car wreck?: Yeah, a couple.
Were you popular in high school?: Not really.
Have you ever been on a blind date?: I can't say that I have.
Are looks important?: To some degree, yes, but personality rules.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Close friends? Nope.
By what age would you like to be married?: I don't ever plan on getting married.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: Depends on the person.
Have you ever made a mistake?: Yep, hasn't everyone?
Are you a good tipper?: It depends on the service, if I get good service then someone gets a good tip...if I get bad service then someone gets a bad tip.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $20 which is still too much money for a lousy haircut. $10-12 is reasonable for a male haircut IMO.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.
Have you ever peed in public?: I suppose so...
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Something by Sinatra.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: Nope. My sex life is none of their business.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Probably something Italian.
Beatles or Stones?: Neither.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Hmmm, I'll have to get back to you on this one.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Hard liquor baby!
Do you have any phobias?: Arachnophobia and Ophidiophobia
What are your plans for the future?: To finish this survey.
Do you walk around the house naked?: Not usuallly...do you?
If you were an animal what would you be?: Good question...maybe a bird or a cat.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: I can't choose. Having either of those disabilities is very frightening.
Do you have any special talents?: I dunno....
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Take off my shoes and wash my hands.
Do you like horror or comedy?: I like 'em both, but I guess I like comedy more.
Are you missing anyone?: I dunno.
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: If I weren't?
Where do you want to live when you are old?: Someplace warm.
Who is the person you can count on the most?: Myself.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: I'll have to get back to ya on this one.
What did you dream last night?: I can't remember.
What is your favorite sport to watch?: I'm not much of a sportsman, but if I had to choose...probably basketball.
Are you named after anyone?: Yep...my father.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Rum & Coke
Non alcoholic drink?: Water
Have you ever been in love?: From afar, yes.
Do you sing in the shower?: Doesn't everyone?
Have you ever been arrested?: Nope.
What is your favorite Holiday?: I don't have one.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: Not unless I needed it as part of some reconstructive surgery in result of an accident or something.
Have you ever caught a fish?: Yep.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Instant Messaging Thought For The Day
Why is it that when you're talking to someone in an IM, they stop talking for ten minutes, so you close the IM window, and then almost immediately they message you again. Why does this happen? It happens to me all the time, without fail. It's like they know I closed the IM window and they want me to know that they're still there.
You dunno? I dunno either.
You dunno? I dunno either.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Thought of the Day
Why is it that the middle class is referred to the middle class, but the rich aren't referred to as the "high class," and the poor as the "low class?"
I know no one wants to be referred to as the low class, that I can understand. But, the high class being referred to as the high class, is that too good for them? Could it be possible that the low class have more class than the high class? Now what about the middle class? Why are they getting all the attention? Maybe they are the ones with more class than anyone else.
I dunno, you try to figure this shit out and then get back to me.
I know no one wants to be referred to as the low class, that I can understand. But, the high class being referred to as the high class, is that too good for them? Could it be possible that the low class have more class than the high class? Now what about the middle class? Why are they getting all the attention? Maybe they are the ones with more class than anyone else.
I dunno, you try to figure this shit out and then get back to me.
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