Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Well, it looks like it just might be possible that Obama will come through on one of his campaign promises – one that I agree with – appealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT).

There’s no excuse for this discrimination. None. There’s many, many homosexuals serving in our military right now and there’s no problems. So what the fuck makes people think that a little piece of legislation like DADT is keeping things in order? Is the system going to fall apart if DADT is killed? I think not. It would probably encourage more faggots to serve our country. And at the end of the day, that’s what it’s all about. Citizens serving their country.

Do heterosexuals have such a problem with their sexuality that the thought of working with a homo brings them to the brink of insanity? Or their fear that the homo will hit on them because they think they’re so attractive? Are they that arrogant? After all, that’d be a compliment and they should be flattered that a faggot thinks they’re hot. Or maybe they’re so uncomfortable with their sexuality that they might act on impulse? Someone dropping the soap, bending down to pick it up would get him excited? I guess I can see what problems this might cause. After all, the last thing we’d want is an orgy going on, right? These soldiers work hard and god forbid should we let them get their rocks off once in awhile and maybe have some fun!  It’s not like these things aren’t happening already.

If DADT is to remain in place, then I think it should be used to keep heterosexuals in order, too. They shouldn’t go around parading their sexuality, either. Let everyone stay in the closet. That’d be only fair. It would put them in the shoes of the homo. Let’s see if they’d like it then. If it’s revealed that a soldier likes to suck cock, then he will be discharged. If it’s revealed that a soldier likes to pound the pussy, then he too will be discharged. Fair is fair.

John McCain isn’t too happy about the possibility of DADT being overturned. Here’s my message to Johnny: Hey Johnny, if you’re gonna be a warmonger, then you’re gonna need all the manpower you can get to fight these useless fucking wars that you’ve got such a hard on about. You’re gonna need every last faggot you can find.

In my opinion, homosexuals should have the right to die in useless wars just like everybody else. There shouldn’t be discrimination on death. We all have to go some time. Might as well go while you’re serving your country. Appeal this bullshit law and allow more of our great citizens to serve this great country.

PS: I use the term ‘serve our country’ lightly because our military hardly serves our country anymore. The last time we were in a legitimate war was World War II, and was probably the last time anyone ‘served’ our country. Since then, we’ve been serving other countries and blowing up brown people in our attempt to save the world.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Haiti

Is anyone tired of hearing about Haiti yet? I sure as hell am. Haiti this, Haiti that. Who gives a fuck? Haiti is too goddamn far away to give a damn about. Am I the only one on this? It just seems to me that most Americans care more about what is happening in other parts of the world instead of worrying about what is happening in their own backyards. I’ve heard that Haiti has received more contributions from Americans than did Katrina victims. Isn’t that nice? Fuck the people in New Orleans! Let’s help the people in Haiti! New Orleans is still suffering in the aftermath of Katrina but no one gives a fuck. Look at Bush, he still doesn’t give a fuck. Even he wants to help Haiti, but where the fuck was he during Katrina? He was enjoying ice cream and birthday cake with John McCain: “Fuck the niggers in New Orleans, I’m gonna enjoy this here ice cream and cake with my good pal Johnny McCain.” 

You’ve just gotta love America. No wonder we are crumbling. We care more about other countries than we do our own. We’re over there in the middle east blowing up brown people while we brainwash our citizens into believing the soldiers are dying for their freedom. Our freedom was already bought and sold hundreds of fucking years ago. I can’t believe people buy this bullshit. We’re so busy worrying about other countries and other stupid shit to realize that our own freedoms at home are diminishing. But no one notices and no one seems to care. Well fuck America and fuck Haiti. I know some of you are thinking it too but I seem to be the only one with the balls to say it.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Earth Day

Earth Day makes me laugh. Every day should be Earth day. And it would be if anyone really gave a shit. But they don't and they know it, so they come up with a day like today to "show" how much they care.

Bunch of hypocrites.

Well, happy Hypocrite Day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Alex Rodriguez and steroid use

I do not give a flying fuck if Alex Rodriquez took steroids six or seven years ago. I do not give a shit. I am TIRED of hearing about it. If he wants to use steroids, then let him. Leave him alone. It is none of my concern or anyone else's for that matter. As far as I am concerned, the human body is a tool. If he wants to use drugs to enhance his performance, then he should be able to to strengthen his tool. It's as simple as that. Everyone should leave him alone and let him do what he wants. It's his body. It's his life. So why the fuck is he apologizing? Everyone should be apologizing to him for making a big deal out of this bullshit.

Could we please stop obsessing about these athletes taking drugs? I am tired of hearing about it. Leave them alone and let them play ball.