Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Starbucks to Close 300 stores

Starbucks (or as I call it Starfucks) is closing 300 stores as profits tumble. This comes as no surprise to me. Their coffee fucking sucks and is, may I say...overpriced? Paying $4-8 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous. Maybe if Starbucks cuts their goddamn prices people might be able to afford their shitty coffee and thus increasing their sales.

They can cut the prices but it still wouldn't make me want to give them my business. I wouldn't give them 2 cents for their shitty coffee. If I want to go out and have coffee, I'll go to Dunkin Donuts. Now that place knows how to make coffee.

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