Thursday, January 21, 2010

John Edwards admits he has a love child

Do people really care about this stuff? I mean, really. This isn’t anyone’s business but John, his wife and the mistress. Am I right about this? Why does this shit have to be brought out into the public. It’s bad enough that it has to be brought out at all. Just like Tiger Woods…who cares? People should not have to answer questions regarding their personal lives. Their personal lives are called personal for a reason. It’s nobody’s fucking goddamn business, okay? I don’t understand how it would affect his job as a senator, but I do think that telling the public about where you stuck your weenie could possibly make work much harder. Please pardon the pun.

It is not clear where she and the child are living.

It’s nobody’s fucking business where they are living. Jesus fucking christ!

"It was wrong for me to ever deny she was my daughter," Edwards said, adding he was providing financial support for the child and mother. "I am Quinn's father."

The only one he had to admit this to is the child’s mother and his wife. They’re the only two that fucking matter. Not the goddamn media. But it’s business as usual in America. The media spends more time reporting on shit like this instead of on things that really matter. Like the corruption that is going on in our government and all that happy bullshit.

"My marriage shouldn't be on anybody's radar screen except mine," Elizabeth Edwards said.

Thank god someone’s finally talking to some sense! Halleluiah!!! She’s fucking right too. So put that in your hat and smoke it.

"To say that life has been hard for John Edwards for the past year would be an enormous understatement," Smith said. "His life has totally fallen apart. It's been a very difficult time for him. He recognizes that he has been at fault."

Well, that’s good enough for me. I mean, he knows he fucked up. He’s living with it. Does he really need the media to bust his balls with it too? I think not.

"I have been providing financial support for Quinn and have reached an agreement with her mother to continue providing support in the future," the statement said. "To all those I have disappointed and hurt, these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry."

There. See. He’s doing the right thing. Does that make everybody happy? He fucked up and now he’s paying for it. Doing the responsible thing. Now everybody, let’s leave the cheating mother fucker alone, okay?

You can read the rest of the article, here.

Monday, January 18, 2010


Is anyone tired of hearing about Haiti yet? I sure as hell am. Haiti this, Haiti that. Who gives a fuck? Haiti is too goddamn far away to give a damn about. Am I the only one on this? It just seems to me that most Americans care more about what is happening in other parts of the world instead of worrying about what is happening in their own backyards. I’ve heard that Haiti has received more contributions from Americans than did Katrina victims. Isn’t that nice? Fuck the people in New Orleans! Let’s help the people in Haiti! New Orleans is still suffering in the aftermath of Katrina but no one gives a fuck. Look at Bush, he still doesn’t give a fuck. Even he wants to help Haiti, but where the fuck was he during Katrina? He was enjoying ice cream and birthday cake with John McCain: “Fuck the niggers in New Orleans, I’m gonna enjoy this here ice cream and cake with my good pal Johnny McCain.” 

You’ve just gotta love America. No wonder we are crumbling. We care more about other countries than we do our own. We’re over there in the middle east blowing up brown people while we brainwash our citizens into believing the soldiers are dying for their freedom. Our freedom was already bought and sold hundreds of fucking years ago. I can’t believe people buy this bullshit. We’re so busy worrying about other countries and other stupid shit to realize that our own freedoms at home are diminishing. But no one notices and no one seems to care. Well fuck America and fuck Haiti. I know some of you are thinking it too but I seem to be the only one with the balls to say it.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Conan O'Brien rejects moving 'The Tonight Show'

LOS ANGELES – Conan O'Brien says he's rejecting NBC's attempt to move "The Tonight Show" to a post-midnight slot to accommodate Jay Leno's return to late-night. In a statement Tuesday, O'Brien says that NBC has given him a scant seven months to try to establish himself as host of "Tonight."

NBC wants to move "The Jay Leno Show" out of prime-time and to the 11:35 p.m. EST daily slot, bumping "Tonight" to 12:05 p.m. EST.

O'Brien said he hoped he and NBC could resolve the issue quickly so he could do a show of which he and his crew could be proud — "for a company that values our work" — raising the possibility he might go to another network. But he said he has no such offer.

This whole thing is a mess. Everything was fine until NBC tried to please both parties. They should have let Leno stay on at The Tonight Show where he was kicking the shit out of Letterman in the ratings game. They did the dumbest thing firing Jay, and now Letterman is head to head with Conan the clown. Leno is the one that brings in the viewers, so they should fire Conan and put Leno back where he belongs. I’m not a big fan of late night TV, but if I do watch it, I watch Leno, not Letterman or Conan.

Now they’ll probably stick Leno behind Conan. It seems they’re doing everything to please the Clown and not the veteran. In my opinion anyway, NBC doesn’t have much to offer, and if they get rid of Leno, they won’t have anything worth watching.

What’s your take on this late night disaster?